Luna Fidelius

Seventeen billion light years away,
on a brilliantly icy planet,
A small girl cried for a boy who lost his sheep.
While she contemplated his upcoming punishment,
a large fiery stone plummeted to the planets surface.
It landed on the house of judgement,
where the lost sheep took up residence.
At the sent of cooking meat, the girl called for a great feast.
the little boy who lost his sheep was asked to be guest of honor.
He sat at the head but as he took the first bite tears began to fall.
his taste buds tingled at the thought of the small lost sheep who now stared up at him blankly from the prongs of his fork.
He then drank alcohol and forgot his sadness in a drunken stupor.
he had a jolly good time dancing and twirling and slipped off the planet disappearing forever.
The girl tried to follow but a stupid squid saved her.
She grew goats horns eventually while she mourned the loss of her beloved young man.
Eventually she started to eat everything in sight so that everyone would feel her loss with every missing hole in the fabric.
eventually she was cast off the strange little planet and eaten by golams.
Everybody left lived happily ever after...
Later on,
The young girl was reincarnated as a super human baby who came to Earth on a meteorite.
The Goddess granted her her past memories in exchange for a promise to never love again.
My name is Luna Fidelius and that is my story.