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I live in a small one room house on the outskirts of Hammond. My house has no electronic objects except a refrigerator and this laptop. I own no phones. Rarely do I leave my house other than to collect dead animals and edible shrubbery from the surrounding area. Sometimes I take my binoculars and watch people at a nearby housing complex. I've named the people I watch and keep up with their everyday lives. One day I will meet them. I await eagerly for that day and wish for someone to join me.

I work as a grave digger. Dead bodies fascinate me. I am also quite fond of dark corners
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Favorite Legend of Zelda Game
Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
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Brutal, sadistic sarcasm. Bringing down public events that everyone is excited about. Observing the idiots who jump through flaming hoops to gain favor with the staff of this website. Marxism. Civil disobedience. Taking pleasure in others' misfortune and/or pain. Seeing the truth behind society but being frustrated because you can't convince any of your friends about it. Super Mario Sunshine.
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